X: …creating an adamantine body through hatha yoga.
Me: (after looking up the thesaurus) I thought the goal of yoga is enlightenment?
X: Well, that’s the initial goal of hatha yogins so that the body becomes strong and able to withstand the onslaught of the rising kundalini. When the kundalini reaches sahasrara chakra, enlightenment comes.
Me: Duh…. (to the tune of om)
Never ask a question if you’re not sure you’re ready to hear the answer.