X: Gosh, so unyogic. The practice of detachment, peace, and acceptance is missing.
Me: It’s good to practice these things but for some, like me, it requires a process. Not forcing them is ahimsa to self. It will take time but don’t worry I’ll get there.
X: Forgive, forgive, forgive. You will be happier…and gain the ability to do flying jumpbacks!
Me: Forgive, forgive, forgive…all is coming?